Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
