i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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