Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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