No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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