I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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