I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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