i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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