Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you inspire me to be a worse person
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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