my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
they need to just BURY HIM!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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