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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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