I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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