as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
