Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
