Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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