whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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