yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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