Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
