Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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