Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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