she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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