WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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