Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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