That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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