you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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