so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
