Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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