Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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