dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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