2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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