Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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