Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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