I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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