what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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