But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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