Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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