wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My vagina is officially offended.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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