So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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