I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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