why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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