I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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