I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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