I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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