if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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