This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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