Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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