hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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