I hate all girls vehemently.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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