My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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