There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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