is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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