Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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