Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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