loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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