butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
im holly from the hills drunk
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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